I am not sorry that I am imperfect - I am only sorry you do not care.

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I’ve decided to design a line of clothing, and I’m going to call it It Has Pockets. It’s going to be a line of simple dresses and skirts and every single one will have fucking pockets.

We should be funding this

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let’s play a game called “are you staring at me because im hot or ugly”

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That one time my blog had the best thing to say



why are men always spitting all over the sidewalk? do men create more saliva than women and need to get rid of it? are they marking their territory? what’s going on?

They can’t swallow because that’s gay

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Calum and Luke look like those parents that are 110 % done with their hyper kids

"Stick that tongue back in young man, you are a human not a dog"
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So I finally caught him in the act of escaping

Did you really think that flimsy wire cage would contain his laser eyes? Consider yourself lucky he didn’t melt you instead.