I am not sorry that I am imperfect - I am only sorry you do not care.

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rainbowotter:

That one time my blog had the best thing to say

princeofkawaii:

middleshiner:

why are men always spitting all over the sidewalk? do men create more saliva than women and need to get rid of it? are they marking their territory? what’s going on?

They can’t swallow because that’s gay

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carbonated-jaffa-cake:

ashtonswerwin:

ashtonswerwin

Calum and Luke look like those parents that are 110 % done with their hyper kids



"Stick that tongue back in young man, you are a human not a dog"
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omgbuglen:

godotal:

So I finally caught him in the act of escaping

Did you really think that flimsy wire cage would contain his laser eyes? Consider yourself lucky he didn’t melt you instead.
5sos basically
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lukehemnming:

With a powder white complexion.

Feeling the connection.